state slogans

[SHATOUSHKA]

for those of you who have already seen this...
blow me. i haven't seen this before, i found
it incredibly funny. thanks to hayley for
the linky...

i've marked the ones in red as the ones i
find PARTICULARLY funny....

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<font color=#ff0000>Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity</font>
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes. Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
<font color=#ff0000>Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the S</font>
<font color=#ff0000>Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free</font>
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
<font color=#ff0000>Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States</font>
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes. And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
<font color=#ff0000>Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State</font>
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
<font color=#ff0000>Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest</font>
Nevada: Whores and Poker!
<font color=#ff0000>New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone</font>
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl. It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
<font color=#ff0000>Vermont: Yep</font>
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family. Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men. and the sheep are scared!

[Hannibal]

Me likey.
*nods*

[TastinGood]

I think this one should have been in red too:

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

[PoisonIvyrowr]

I find this slogan very amusing:


Oklahoma:Like the play only no singing!

Love that!

[soulfilms]

OMG!! poison ivy's avatar!!!

THE VIRGIN SUICIDES!!

me likey!!

and about the states, some went over my head, such as :

VERMONT: yep
WISCONSIN: come cut the cheese

...?

[SHATOUSHKA]

yeah... PI has a kick ass avvy...

i like the vermont slogan because... well,
wtf does vermont have to offer? tee hee

and wisconsin is funny cuz its where cheese is made

[soulfilms]

but now i see.

what about FLORIDA: ask about our grandkids?

me likes arkansas... [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]

[SHATOUSHKA]

the joke about florida is that all the elderly
and retired folk move to florida. its kinda like
a cultural joke that when you are retired, you
move to florida.

[soulfilms]

actually, i kinda knew that many people retire to florida. it just didn't 'click'.

stoopidme. [img]redface.gif[/img]

[PoisonIvyrowr]

Yes, me likes my new Av. very much thanks. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
I think I am starting to like state slogans as much as usless facts..like this for example:

A can of Diet Coke will float in water while a can of regular Coke sinks..

or this:

A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee...thats what Im talking about!

<font color="#0f2da4" size="1">[ February 24, 2003 09:17 PM: Message edited by: PoisonIvyrowr ]</font>